Bang Off on Some Old Chicks

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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Writers BLOLck

The bung has been neglected as of late. And as I sit here trying to think of some randomly unintelligent bang off to feed your bunger (kinda like hunger, but different), I cannot seem to squander up any sort of bung whatsoever... I guess you could say I have a bungHOLE in my head.

Then I started to think about why kind of thoughts might fall out of such a bungHOLE and I was left with a few randoms for you to bung over:

**If amputees can have phantom pain in their missing limbs, can a post-op male-to-female transgender get phantom boners??

**If you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, can you ever just be whelmed??

**Why do men have nipples?? I mean, seriously.....it's not like they have any use for them.

If anyone has any answers to these deeply intriguing questions, please oh please feel free to share your insight.

Until we bung again,

Ash-Hole

3 comments:

  1. I don't know the exact reason why men have nipples...BUT (or bung)...my husband seems to enjoy them being tweeked..

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  2. lol...u said phantom boners....

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  3. ^^and YOU said BUNG!!!!!!!!! I love spreading the bung around!

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