The last time I blogged? Nineteen Schfifty Five

"It's been a long time. We shouldn't have left you. Without a dope beat to step to. Bikka bikka bikka baby girl." If you know that song, you're just as retarded as we are!

It's true, though. We shouldn't have aBUNGdoned you as we have. Just for that, I'm going to teach you a little something about my favorite number:

WTF Wednesday: Well, Hell's Bells...

Welcome to The Bung Blog's newest edition of WTF Wednesday.

This is an honest-to-goodness WTF. Let's even slow it down a bit: W. T. F.
Here's to making your mommy and daddy proud on national television...

This little gem comes to us from bangedup.com:



And a quick note to bangedup.com:
I could very well LOVE your site, except that I have to enter my credit card information in order to view it for "age verification purposes". Sure wish I could just say, "yeah, I'm 18" and get in. And don't I WISH I was only 18 again...

Important Message from The BUNG Blog

The BUNG blog is getting more kick-ass every day. And we can't think of a better way to celebrate this fact than to bring you a weekly video featuring the man who embodies kick-assness. The man who destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. The man who can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. The man who's beard-wearing ability is seconded only by his acting ability.

Introducing:

The CHUCK NORRIS Clip of the Week
brought to you by The BUNG Blog!
Check in weekly for tips on how to stare down a bear,
or how to ruin just about any scene you may appear in!

And if you don't like it, I'll roundhouse your ass.