The last time I blogged? Nineteen Schfifty Five

"It's been a long time. We shouldn't have left you. Without a dope beat to step to. Bikka bikka bikka baby girl." If you know that song, you're just as retarded as we are!

It's true, though. We shouldn't have aBUNGdoned you as we have. Just for that, I'm going to teach you a little something about my favorite number:

WTF Wednesday!

Welcome to a new edition of The Bung Blog - WTF Wednesday, where we provide you with stories, pictures, video, and/or gossip that makes us say WTF??

First off, has everyone heard about the chimp that mauled his owner's friend? This is a chimp that has been raised like a human being - he logs onto the internet, he watches tv with a remote, and drinks wine from a stemmed glass. But on Monday, something caused the chimp to go ape shit - literally, as he tore the face off his owner's friend. Investigators are unsure if the cause of the rampage was due to the chimp's lime disease, a reaction to Xanax that was given to him by his owner earlier in the day, or if it was just an animalistic instinct.

Um, HELLO, WTF are you giving your pet chimp Xanax for?!? I mean, I thought the wine was a bit extreme - but Xanax? The owner of the chimp not only saw her friend's face torn off, but she eventually stabbed her beloved pet with a butcher knife to get him off her friend, before finally calling 911 and then watching her pet be shot by police. Talk about traumatizing. Doesn't sound like the Xanax was worth all that.... For more info: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jvlkKth37Fp__GL6KYdl2b1s6dBgD96DNV5G0

I must say, this story makes me go WTF??

Next, we would like to share this bang off pic:

If THAT doesn't make you say WTF, then I just don't know what will.

And last, but certainly not least, WTF is up with Rihanna still being in love with Chris Brown after he beat the crap out of her AND caused her to miss the Grammys?!

There you have it, folks. Thanks for tuning in to our first edition of WTF Wednesday!

Words That Make Us Laugh

Being that we are soooo (im)mature, here is a selection of words for you that will pretty much make us giggle at any given time, regardless of their context:

crack

pole

wood

bone

bung

poop

log

Heh heh, you said "log." Sometimes you just have to be inside our heads to truly get it. Oh, and that reminds me:

head

We will continue to add to this list as time goes on. Feel free to share words that make you laugh. :)

Writers BLOLck

The bung has been neglected as of late. And as I sit here trying to think of some randomly unintelligent bang off to feed your bunger (kinda like hunger, but different), I cannot seem to squander up any sort of bung whatsoever... I guess you could say I have a bungHOLE in my head.

Then I started to think about why kind of thoughts might fall out of such a bungHOLE and I was left with a few randoms for you to bung over:

**If amputees can have phantom pain in their missing limbs, can a post-op male-to-female transgender get phantom boners??

**If you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, can you ever just be whelmed??

**Why do men have nipples?? I mean, seriously.....it's not like they have any use for them.

If anyone has any answers to these deeply intriguing questions, please oh please feel free to share your insight.

Until we bung again,

Ash-Hole

You down with OBB?

Yeah, you know me!!!








So by now you may be wondering, why the BUNG blog?? Well, there is a perfectly good explanation for this....and it all begins with the OBB, AKA the Original Bung Book. You see, the bung BLOG is a technological upgrade of the OBB, a Bung Book Version 2.0, if you will. So get settled in and comfy and I'll begin my lesson for the day: Bung Book History 101.





First of all, to understand what happened to the OBB, you gotta understand who the OBB was. Now the OBB was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. Oh wait.....wrong story....

The Bung Book actually began as a notebook between 2 high school girls (Ashley AKA Ash-Hole, Holio and Melissa AKA Militia, Bung) in December, 1994. It began as a means for passing notes in high school....only way cooler notes than your run-of-the-mill high school notes. The Bung Book included features such as Top 10 Lists (David Letterman style) and pasted-on magazine clippings. The name "The Bung Book" can only be attributed to Beavis and Butthead...and of course, the Bunghole Monster himself.

As time went on, additional sections were added to the Bung Book, including the "memories list" to document years worth of notable memories, quotes, sayings, Ashleyisms, and Melissofied words. "Picture Notes" also became a significant part of the Bung Book. To grasp the concept of a picture note, picture in your mind one of the funniest moments in your life. Now, imagine an illustration of that moment. Did it just get funnier?

Circa 2000, a Bung Song was written and added to the book. A Bung Book Sequel was produced in 2002.

Though the original Bung Book will never die and will forever be a treasure, it has had a rough life and after 14+ years of being passed around and even traveling the country (Bung Trip, August 2000) it is beginning to fall apart and needs to be preserved so that it may be enjoyed for generations to come. Thus, the Bung Blog.

While the Bung Blog is still in the beginning stages, the future plans of the blog include:

**Uploading picture notes from the OBB
**Transferring the Memories List...and adding to it
**Adding new features to the bung, including but not limited to: Unbung Heros

So there you have it, the history of the BUNG. And now that you are up-to-speed, please stay tuned for the future of the BUNG - promised to bring even greater memories, more laughs, and a whole new level of bang off!

The 5 Senses.....Plus 2 More

So, we all know of the 5 senses:

1 - Sight
2 - Sound
3 - Smell
4 - Taste
5 - Touch

But the general public has over looked the 2 most important senses:

6 - Common
7 - Humor

Common sense is pretty much vital for having a sense of humor. And a sense of humor is just vital in life, period. I can't imagine what life would be like without having a 7th. My bestie & I have pretty bad ass 7ths. Oh yeah, and as previously mentioned, our 7ths are wet & sloppy. That is all.

Bung it up, Kris!

I'm about to!
Bung it up, Kris!
That's what I was born to do!

It's the official Bung Blog, bitches! This has been years in the making and a technological follow-up to the Bung Book, originated in '94. So yeah, buddy wassssssupp?!?!?! OMIGA!

Let the LOLs begin!

-HoLiOooOoooOoOOooOoOoOooOoOO - ( I need TP for my bung hooooOOOOoooooOooOoooooooOOoOOoOOooOoOooOooOoole! )