Photo Album Friday!

Welcome to Photo Album Friday! This week we will be featuring photos from my 30th birthday party. The theme: debauchery! Enjoy!

There you have it, folks. Lots of bolligerance, debauchery, shots, jager bombs, 7th's, crazy poses, drinking, craziness, insanity, followed by more drinking, craziness, and insanity. Words just don't describe....but the pics sure do.

Until we bung again!

UnBUNG Hero - Black History Month Part II: Snoop Dogg

It brings me great (b)un(g)dying pleasure to introduce you to another Black History Month Edition of UnBUNG Heros. With so much drama in the B.L.O.G., it's kinda hard bein'

SNOOP D-O-DOUBLE-G

But I, somehow someway keep comin' up with funky ass blogs nearly every single day....

We first became fans of this OG circa 1993 with the release of the album Doggystyle. This is still one of my all time favorite albums to this very day. This was such an influential album on our lives. This was back in the day when we had the jack off hour with DJ Eeeeeeeeeeeazy Dick. This was when "Everybody's got to hear the shit on W Ballz! W Ballz! W Ballz!!!!!!!" This is when Snoop taught us how to be mutha fuckin hustlas, ya bettah ax somebody!

With tracks like Gin & Juice, Tha Shiznit, Lodi Dodi, What's My Name, and For All My Niggaz And Bitches (wave your mutha fuckin hands in the air....cuz if you don't give a fuck, then we don't give a fuck, so wave your mutha fuckin hands in the aaaaaaair!) we were fully prepared to thug out on the town. It was a Doggy Dogg World and we were just livin' in it. And back in our water gun drive-by days, you could always find us listening to Gz And Hustlas and of course, Pump Pump!!!

Snoop was our UnBUNG Hero long before his E! Show FatherHood came out. He was our UnBUNG Hero long before he partnered with Justin Timberlake, Pharrell, or Charlie Wilson. Snoop was our UnBUNG hero back when he was working with Dre. Snoop touched our bungy hearts long ago and continues to awe us to this very day.

So now, I gladly introduce you to our featured UnBUNG Hero:

SNOOP DOGG!!!

**This text color denotes Snoop song titles, lyrics, and album titles.**

Life Lessons in Rap

You can learn a lot from rap music. Take away the window rattling bass and the synthesizers - I believe that rap artists rate among some of the world's greatest - yet most underestimated - poets.

Today's Life Lesson in Rap features a thought-provoking offering from Eazy E's "Nutz on ya Chin":

"I don't want a bitch if she can't rub the balls like a gypsy"

I invite you to share this profound quote with your peers, and gather their thoughts about this notion. I also urge you to use this quote in conversation sometime this weekend.

Also, if you have a worthy quote from one of our "New Millenium Shakespeares", please don't hold back - share your knowledge with the world.

UnBUNG Heros: Black History Month Edition

And now....

PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER (**"We want Eazy!"**)

...for the first EVER Black History Month Edition of UnBUNG Heros!!!

Give it up for

EAZY **mutha fuckin** E!!!!

Not only do we a lot in common with this OG - I mean, we're 2 Hard Mutha's (track #4 off his debut solo album "Eazy Duz It"), but he was also the inspiration (and thumpin bass) of many summer nights.

Imma break it dwn justa tell a little story

Straight of the box from the gangsta category...

See, being small town girls, there's not lot for 16-year-old girls to do other than a casual drive by here and there. And "drive by" is not to be taken lightly. We did this shit OG stylee - doo rags in place, bumpin new shit by NWA (or Eazy solo stylee), and with the Mac 10's on the sides of our hips.....okay, so they were Super Soaker 200's, but you catch the drift.

Our summer nights (circa 1995 - 1997) were spent running a muk & doing drive by's all over E-Town (E as in Emporia, KS). We tore that town up, shooting runners, cyclists, little kids, other cars, pedestrians, motorcyclists, you name it. We would take extra amo (a few 2 liters of water) and would often have to stop at the nearest Taco Bell to reload.

Before long, the H2O Mafia was in full effect! We were hittin the town nightly, armed with water guns and some Eazy E cassette tapes. In a town that offered little for teens to do at night, we made our own fun.

Our shootings received a number of reactions, from shock to laughter, enjoyment to anger. On hot summer nights, runners often welcomed a nice cool blast of water. They would smile and wave to show their gratitude. We once had a couple of small children "hit the deck" as if they thought we were actually shooting at them. Other packs of school age kids would try to chase us down. And speaking of being chased down, we had several close calls with other motor vehicles. In retrospect, aiming your water gun at the rolled-down window of a minivan and shooting the driver in the face on the busiest street in town was probably not the smartest or safest thing to do. But at the time, it was funny. And looking back, since no one ever got hurt or in a wreck....it's still pretty damn funny.

During our "thug days" of water gun drive-by's, we could always be found with a doo rag on the head, Eazy E on the radio (I'm.On.The.Radio.), screaming "nobody move, nobody get hurt!" We were the Girlz in the Hood and for all those fuckers Still Talkin Shit, just remember who the Ruthless Villians were.

So now, for all the found memories of sticking our heads out the window to say what's up, we salute you Eazy E, as an official UnBUNG Hero!

**This text color denotes Eazy E song titles and/or lyrics**