WTF Wednesday

"Okay, everybody smile and say 'rabies'!"

Okay, so I laughed, nay, cackled about this until I started snorting, which in turn made me cry, which in turn caused a 10-ish minute long coughing fit.

But totally worth it.

Just another happy trip to the zoo.

Seriously, W. T. F.

WTF Wednesday

Welcome to another riveting edition of WTF Wednesday, where we discuss topics that make us say WTF?! Today's topic: the name "Trig," (namely Sarah Palin's lack of taste in child naming).

Let me first preface this blog with the fact that I would NEVER make fun of a child, let alone a child with a disability. I will, however, make all the fun in the world of Sarah Palin, a woman whose idiocracy makes me embarrassed to have ovaries.

Now seriously, who in their right mind (okay, okay, she's not in her right mind, so that should be our first sine right there) would name their child "Trig"?! As in TRIGONOMATRY!! I mean, really, this pretty much borders on child abuse. You know that's just setting him up to be called all sorts of names for the rest of his life. I can just picture it now:


"Hey Calculus!"
"Um, my name is Trig."
"Excuse me, Trigonomtry."
"No, just TRIG."

He'll constantly be hit up for help in geometry and algebra. He'll totally have to prove his worth to his classmates....he'll have to prove it like a theorem. This just isn't right (nor is it a right angle). I mean, the name is funny. I LOLed. You can even say I LOLgarithmed. But when it comes down to it, Sarah Palin once again makes me say WTF?!

Okay, I'm done with my tangent now. Really.

**This text color denotes math related terms for the numerically challenged.**

WTF Wednesday!

Welcome to a new edition of The Bung Blog - WTF Wednesday, where we provide you with stories, pictures, video, and/or gossip that makes us say WTF??

First off, has everyone heard about the chimp that mauled his owner's friend? This is a chimp that has been raised like a human being - he logs onto the internet, he watches tv with a remote, and drinks wine from a stemmed glass. But on Monday, something caused the chimp to go ape shit - literally, as he tore the face off his owner's friend. Investigators are unsure if the cause of the rampage was due to the chimp's lime disease, a reaction to Xanax that was given to him by his owner earlier in the day, or if it was just an animalistic instinct.

Um, HELLO, WTF are you giving your pet chimp Xanax for?!? I mean, I thought the wine was a bit extreme - but Xanax? The owner of the chimp not only saw her friend's face torn off, but she eventually stabbed her beloved pet with a butcher knife to get him off her friend, before finally calling 911 and then watching her pet be shot by police. Talk about traumatizing. Doesn't sound like the Xanax was worth all that.... For more info: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jvlkKth37Fp__GL6KYdl2b1s6dBgD96DNV5G0

I must say, this story makes me go WTF??

Next, we would like to share this bang off pic:

If THAT doesn't make you say WTF, then I just don't know what will.

And last, but certainly not least, WTF is up with Rihanna still being in love with Chris Brown after he beat the crap out of her AND caused her to miss the Grammys?!

There you have it, folks. Thanks for tuning in to our first edition of WTF Wednesday!

Words That Make Us Laugh

Being that we are soooo (im)mature, here is a selection of words for you that will pretty much make us giggle at any given time, regardless of their context:

crack

pole

wood

bone

bung

poop

log

Heh heh, you said "log." Sometimes you just have to be inside our heads to truly get it. Oh, and that reminds me:

head

We will continue to add to this list as time goes on. Feel free to share words that make you laugh. :)

Writers BLOLck

The bung has been neglected as of late. And as I sit here trying to think of some randomly unintelligent bang off to feed your bunger (kinda like hunger, but different), I cannot seem to squander up any sort of bung whatsoever... I guess you could say I have a bungHOLE in my head.

Then I started to think about why kind of thoughts might fall out of such a bungHOLE and I was left with a few randoms for you to bung over:

**If amputees can have phantom pain in their missing limbs, can a post-op male-to-female transgender get phantom boners??

**If you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, can you ever just be whelmed??

**Why do men have nipples?? I mean, seriously.....it's not like they have any use for them.

If anyone has any answers to these deeply intriguing questions, please oh please feel free to share your insight.

Until we bung again,

Ash-Hole

Your balls are showing...

Some people have a dry sense of humor. You will soon learn from me and my bestie in the whole effing world that our sense of humor is not dry at all - it's actually wet and sloppy.

But first, a little about me.

Ladylike? No. Crude? Yes. And now you've met me - in a nutshell. ("How did I get into this bloody nutshell?" ~ Austin Powers) Oh yeah, and now you also know that I enjoy quoting the best movies of our generation - I'm sure we'll get a full list together for you in blogs to come.

I am 29 years old, and I still think that butts (aka the tops of your legs), random word burps, and farts are hilarious. Ask my husband. I've actually gotten into a fairly gross habit of saying "yikes" while burping. Every single time I burp. Sometimes in public (on accident, of course). It started out as something funny to do, but now I don't even notice I'm doing it anymore.

But one of the funniest things to me, crudely speaking, is BALLS. That one word, whether used in the genitalia context, the golf context, the Wal-Mart toy aisle context, or just all by itself as a sentence, can reduce me to tears of gut-splitting laughter... and sometimes it makes me feel like I have a piece of hair in my mouth... But I'm getting off subject here. Moral of the story? The word is damn funny. My weirdocity right now is randomly telling people that their balls are showing. Gender doesn't matter, really... Neither does age or species for that matter. If there's an awkward silence, if I need a snappy comeback, if I can't think of anything to put for my Facebook status, and especially if my female cat is acting like a cracked-out jackass... It's honestly the first thing that comes to mind. It just falls out of my brain, and apparently my brain has horrible hand-eye coordination and can't catch it before it falls out of my mouth...

In fact, when I sat down to a blank blogging screen, on my maiden voyage into blogdom, I'm at my wits end trying to think of something really GREAT to write about, I come up with...

Your balls are showing.

Thank you, and goodnight.