In my line of work, I continuously come across HIGH-larious names in our system's database. These are the names of ACTUAL people that happen to be our clients. Now, to protect my job, my company shall remain nameless.....but these unfortunate souls, however, will not.
Mark Butzlaff - when I came across this gentleman in our system, I butzlaffed my ass off.
Laura Buttram - I bet her husband buttrams her every night.
And today I came across Richard Waddell - I have to wonder if people call him Dick Wad for short??
Oh, and let's not forget Uday Dikshit - What did you call me?!? U da Dick Shit, homie!
There are also some stand-alone last names that are worth mentioning as well:
....and many more that I will document as I come across them. ENJOY!